I played with the glass dildo earlier as a rebellious reclamation of my own vagina from the perils of patriarchal medicine, corporate pharmaceuticals, and misogynistic shame. I confess that I deeply love the scent of the warm glass when I pull it out from inside myself. It reminds me of the musky flora on the windward side of Cozumel. An entire side of an island smelling like pussy. Imagine, driving in a Jeep for miles through it.
Anyway, fuck whoever decided that cunts should smell pretty or not at all. Mine smells like deep animal and, also like musky, Caribbean island covered in heat and sea spray.